Jack Bauer, er, the voice of those dreaded Bank of America commercials, um, KEIFER Sutherland, apparently flew into a violent rage at a Costume Institute Gala after-party last night and head-butted Jack McCollough, one half of the talented Proenza Schouler design duo.
Apparently, our designer friend has a broken nose.
When I think of Keifer, I think of this. Calm down, dude.
Or, I think of his dad, "Good morning, oranges....". That is so soothing. When I have a panic attack, I should just listen to a loop of Donald Sutherland speaking.
What to think? Back on the sauce?
FUN UPDATE: Apparently, Jack M. knocked over Brooke Shields at the party, causing Kiefer to get all protective and demand he apologize to Brooke. They faced off and said head butt occured. Here's what's so odd: Brooke's spokesperson is saying that no such thing happened and Brooke "does not know what would cause Keifer to act in such a manner." Oh, goodness. I'm sticking with the Christmas tree theory.
2 comments:
liz,
wil wheaton once said that keifer used to bully him and the other boys of the cast of Stand By Me!
looks like keifer still has some growing up to do!
MARIO
Bernie Madoff will be on Frontline tonight.People lost their entire life savings because of him.The financial fiasco we are going through has caused unimaginable pain to those who have lost their jobs, houses, and have seen their 401ks shrink synergystically.
Kiefer was born rich and probably has more money than God.
Very few people like him are thankful for what they have.Hollywood fruitcakes,like some professional athletes, have the emotional maturity of a child sometimes.
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