Monday, November 19, 2007

Maybe it's time to retire "The Bachelor" franchise.


As if the ridiculous show isn't offensive enough, this story surfaces! Thanks to Marnie for the heads up on this one. I love that People magazine, voted him one of their "Most Eligible Rapists, er Bachelors". How does that work? Did he have a publicist? He looks like a lot of rapists we've all come to know (white, preppy, bloated), except this one, unlike Alex Kelly and William Beebe, likes to buy his victims trinkets from Neiman Marcus and jams roofies down their throats while they are still conscious. His attorney's words really sting, as well - says Janice Basil, "He's just a man who meets women in bars". Yes, and RAPES them, you succubus. I hope those poor victims don't have to listen to your words. When will female defense attorneys stop taking these people on as clients? I wonder if she has daughters. It's quite rich that her client is also an attorney. Which of course, makes him such a catch!

Prince Charming, your chariot awaits. I think it's called the paddy wagon and there's no Champagne, hot tub or rose ceremony for you.

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The surf off Main Beach, EH

The surf off Main Beach, EH